Simpsons: Bart Wars DVD

Mayored To The Mob
Set your Phasers on Fun! It's Homer Simpson-Nerdbuster! By rescuing Mayor Quimby from rioting geeks at a sci-fi convention, Homer becomes the official mayoral bodyguard, only to discover that he's got to battle fat Tony's wacky gangsters. A deadly ballet fought with musical mayhem!
Dog Of Death
The Dog: Man's best.... and expensive friend? A potentially fatal illness strikes Santa's Little Helper, testing the Simpson family's loyalty, pocketbook, and ability to stomach organ meats. A harrowingly humorous tale of lottery-ticket emotion, canine devotion, and the sweet gamey tang of human flesh!
The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
When Bart nearly destroys Springfield and is sent to Rommelwood Military Academy for discipline, Lisa decided she wants to become it's first female cadet. Tremble at the sheer brutality of a fourth-grade hazing! Shrink from the death-defying spectacle of "The Eliminator" Survive a poem by John Keats!!!
Marge Be Not Proud
The pencil of crime has no eraser! Or does it? A heavy bombardment of xmas commercials for an insanely expensive video-game drives Bart to consider if larceny is the best policy. Will Bart survive the scare-tactics of the Try -N-Save store detective, Homer's laughably feeble punishments, and the alienation of a mother's love? (This show must be seen to be seen!)